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Source: sandandglass
Lucille: Did he say that? Did he say that he misses me? Does he need his wife’s embrace?
George Sr: Daddy horny, Michael.
Michael: He said some wonderful things.
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New ASK DISALMANAC video: What is Pennsylvania?
Take notes! These fact-like facts WILL be on the mid-term.
Few people are aware that I went to a college located in a dog’s bloodstream. Now you know.
Source: disalmanac
Decided to go for a new look. The new look is, “the one where I no longer get my hair stuck in purse and backpack straps.”
the oscars are over. all the awards have been presented, yet eddie redmayne remains at his table. in a quiet voice, he whispers “empty chairs, at empty tables…” while a man cleaning up in the corner rolls his eyes
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