Twin Peaks: Celia Becker photographed by Jenny Fredricksson for Elle Sweden September 2013
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Today I was getting down on myself and questioning my ability to teach competently, while my companion assured me that there’s no way I am the utter failure that I think I am. At which point, he said, “in fact,” jumped up, and ran to the kitchen. As I wondered what he was up to, he strode out with a mug covered in cow spots and with cow udders on its base and said, “you’re not an udder failure at all.”
The point of this story is that I own a mug that has ceramic udders on its bottom. Life is good.
My aunt’s advice to me on wedding planning: "Don’t have your damn wedding outside"
My aunt on my cousin’s wedding not having started a half hour after it was supposed to: “This is annoying. I’m annoyed”
Don’t mess with a woman who can feel the humidity rapidly de-straightening her hair.