I went out to the hazelwood...

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Thu, 16 May 2013 22:33:08 -0400

lesmiserabluths: Lucille: Did he say that? Did he say that he...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:30:31 -0400

Lucille: Did he say that? Did he say that he misses me? Does he need his wife’s embrace?

George Sr: Daddy horny, Michael.

Michael: He said some wonderful things.

"How we need another soul to cling to, another body to keep us warm. To rest and trust; to give your..."

Tue, 07 May 2013 11:03:36 -0400

“How we need another soul to cling to, another body to keep us warm. To rest and trust; to give your soul in confidence: I need this, I need someone to pour myself into.”

- Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath (via liquidnight)

disalmanac: New ASK DISALMANAC video: What is...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:51:14 -0400

disalmanac:

New ASK DISALMANAC video: What is Pennsylvania?

Take notes! These fact-like facts WILL be on the mid-term.

Few people are aware that I went to a college located in a dog’s bloodstream. Now you know.

Decided to go for a new look. The new look is, “the one...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:06:29 -0400

Decided to go for a new look. The new look is, “the one where I no longer get my hair stuck in purse and backpack straps.”

disalmanac: True love: a Venn diagram.

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 16:30:22 -0400

disalmanac:

True love: a Venn diagram.

bigdestiny: the oscars are over. all the awards have been presented, yet eddie redmayne remains at...

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 22:26:07 -0500

bigdestiny:

the oscars are over. all the awards have been presented, yet eddie redmayne remains at his table. in a quiet voice, he whispers “empty chairs, at empty tables…” while a man cleaning up in the corner rolls his eyes

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Fri, 08 Feb 2013 17:03:52 -0500

intellectualismmmm: Always reblog.

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 00:32:05 -0500

intellectualismmmm:

Always reblog.

I'm horny and I want pancakes

Mon, 21 Jan 2013 01:36:38 -0500

lilith-laquim:

dispetrichordia:

this is a pretty constant problem

Me too.

When I told my friend Katie (hello @k-t-v!) that I named my iPhone Jeff Winger, and that it makes me...

Fri, 18 Jan 2013 13:49:11 -0500

When I told my friend Katie (hello @k-t-v!) that I named my iPhone Jeff Winger, and that it makes me happy when I see the message on iTunes saying that my version of it is too out of date to connect to “Jeff Winger:”

“Of course not—Jeff Winger can’t connect to anything.”

Cuddle etiquette (cuddlequette?)

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 13:25:06 -0500

If you say to a romantic companion gifted with facial hair, “My, what a large beard you have,” the right answer is always, “The better to snuggle you with.”

"We all have bullets beneath our skin we pray our lovers won’t flinch at when they find."

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 01:00:53 -0500

“We all have bullets beneath our skin we pray our lovers won’t flinch at when they find.”

- Andrea Gibson (via la-vie-broheme)

lord-autumnbottom: New catchphrase for James? Yes certainly,...

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 01:00:32 -0500

lord-autumnbottom:

New catchphrase for James?

Yes certainly, please catchphrase the hell out of that!

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Wed, 26 Dec 2012 00:57:56 -0500

"I’ve spent so much time in my head and in my heart that I forgot to live in my body."

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 23:58:18 -0500

“I’ve spent so much time in my head and in my heart that I forgot to live in my body.”

- (via lo-vve)

thelittlekneesofbees: tarariot: is… is this glee? ….i….i...

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 23:54:17 -0500

thelittlekneesofbees:

tarariot:

is… is this glee?

….i….i might have to go back to watching glee…

"There is no shame in being hungry for another person. There is no shame in wanting very much to..."

Thu, 06 Dec 2012 00:19:52 -0500

“There is no shame in being hungry for another person. There is no shame in wanting very much to share your life with somebody.”

- Augusten Burroughs (via thatkindofwoman)

getacollegelife: I finally told my calculus class to shut up. 3...

Tue, 04 Dec 2012 14:21:17 -0500

getacollegelife:

I finally told my calculus class to shut up.

3 times a week for the past 8/9 weeks, I’ve sat in the noisiest class I’ve experienced so far at UCLA (or maybe even ever). I’d been sitting mid-classroom almost this entire time and have strained to hear what the professor is saying over the constant murmur of conversations around me. I’ve emitted a low “shhh” a couple of times and it’s done nothing. I’m not talking about the occasional question asked of the person next to you about something the professor just put on the board; I’m talking about continual “coffee house conversation”.

Today, I sat in the 3rd row (finally) to get away from the noise. Unfortunately, it didn’t fix the experience for me and the talking was at an all-time high behind me. Finally, I interrupted the professor with a raised hand and when he called on me I turned to the class and said,

” I don’t mean to be an asshole, but the talking is out of hand. It’s disrespectful to the teacher and it’s hard to hear him over it all.”

It was quiet after that.

And they probably all hate me now, but FUCK IT. I paid money to get this education and I only get to hear this instruction 3 classes a week for just an hour at a time. Based on that instruction, some TA discussion hours, and the work I put in alone I’m supposed to master calculus somewhat in 3 months. I need to hear what the professor is saying.

Also, the professor has studied most of his life to be able to stand in front of us and FREELY GIVE US ALL THAT EDUCATION. I mean, just GIVE it to us. This is the only time in our lives where something like that will happen. In the work world, someone giving you everything they know is a recipe for you taking their job, so IT DOESN’T HAPPEN.

So, I’m going to pig out on all I can get from UCLA.

And, Jesus Christ, give some respect to the professor. HE doesn’t need to be talking about basic calculus; he already knows all about it. He’s talking about it because WE need to know about it. If you’re talking because it’s boring to you as you already know it, then don’t come to lecture. If you’re talking because you need to catch up with your friends, go outside and chat it up. Nobody’s taking attendance.

People ask me what’s the difference between my going to school as an adult and when I was a teen. Because it feels completely natural to me right now and so many of my school friends are just brilliant, mature people, I just don’t feel like I’m “going to school as an adult”.

Except this: I’m going to squeeze every last drop of education out of the 4 years and I don’t give a shit if 200 of my classmates hate me because I told them to STFU so I can hear the professor.

When I was a teen, I would have cared.

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